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02 October 2010 @ 04:11 pm
You know when something so perfect, so beautiful, so humbled by love comes into your life and you can do nothing more then wanna vomit? I found one!!! I don't think I have ever read such complete and utter tripe in my whole life. The style is reminiscent of a 12 year old girl who wants everything all at the same time and the history is pure Sue. I think she nearly gets the Worse Sue in the World award from me...

Here we have it. Hidden behind a cut cos it's absofriggulinglutely massive!

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27 June 2010 @ 05:59 pm
Just wow... After a confusing start, the Sue shines through a layer of alcohol and grime and shapes a young boy's life forevah.

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20 April 2010 @ 10:08 pm
This is among the top worst characters I've come across. Nothing of this character is original. It's all Gary-Stuness and being a talentless hack and taking things from anime, comics, and whatever else.

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19 April 2010 @ 03:00 pm
My name is Genkigami and I have a "roleplaying as animals" problem. ... anyway. There's your introduction. Onto the bad character.

I know I'm not gonna get the most quality characters on a Balto fansite, but can your Mary Sues at least be intelligible? And for Christ's sake, calling it a "fursona" doesn't change the fact it's a horrible self insertion.

Bold is my comment.
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Current Music: Oracion - Pokemon
19 April 2010 @ 06:51 pm
Alright, shiny new community, so I might as well introduce myself. I'm Claire, I'm 15 and I spend too much time on the internet.

Those of you who've been on BRPS will know that I've been posting the saga of NotBros for everyone's entertainment - so why not meet the characters she was using?

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Current Music: Bad Apple!!
19 April 2010 @ 03:25 pm
But I still wuffs dem!

Maaaan it's been a while, hopefully people still read this cos this one is a doozy!!

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11 March 2009 @ 01:45 am
name: Uoi'nota

age: 20 turns

gender: male


dragon: na

dragons appearance: na

dragons personality: na

Appearance: Uoi'nota is 6'1"and looks as though one good punch would kill him but in fact can take anything thrown at him. he has short hair cut in the standard military cut 3 1/4 inch taper and ussually wears clothing fit for peasents due to the fact that he fancies him self a peasent he although is cleaner then most of them and has a minor conplexion.

You win.
Have a clue by 4 to the forehead.

Dear god
09 July 2008 @ 08:29 am
Well, I noticed that there are a lot of dragon themed profiles, so I decided to bring my non-dragon one here.

Username: Haochi
Name of character: Yumiko Asakura (Yumiko Chan)
Age: 17
Death Note?: Yes
Shinigami Eyes?: Yes
Image or apearance: 

Bio: At the age of 8 she found her Death Note and accidently killed her parents and little sister. now she lives alone in a PARTY HOUSE in Tokyo. she also works in a cosplay cafe to pay off what she needs. now at the age of 17 she decided to make the eye deal with her shinigami.

Personality: She has random unexplicable mood swings at times so she can go from a childish open, social cute girl to a emo, depressed and not intressted in anything.

Shinigami: when she made the eye deal her shinigami killed itself to give her a longer life span. so she has no shinigami.

First of all, she didn't fill out the given form. Second of all, she had the most heartless [or second most] in the series give up their life for her for no apparent reason. Besides, I didn't think they could kill themselves... Next, I saved you the agony of a blinding picture that was a horrible edit with paint or whatever just so she could have a character that had red eyes and black hair [overused much?]. Chan isn't a family name in Japan. If she meant 'Yumiko-chan' as with an honourific, then fine. And personality, childishly open then emo? You mean, so that everyone can love you and have people take pity on you because you're depressed. The rest of the role-players in my group wouldn't buy it. Their characters would just shy away or mock her. Yeah, you have the shinigami eyes and a huge life span, whoopdeedoo [--whispers--MARY SUE--cough cough--]. Yeah... You live in the PARTY HOUSE and you work at a cosplay cafe... Yup! And you're the same age, or at least close enough in age to date either of the two straight human boys [the rest are either bisexual or homosexual, or just not human], because EVERYONE [not!] will love you and you'll have the bisexual girls and boys and the straight guys chasing after you! Yipee!

I just looked at the person's online profile and she's not even literate. And she says she likes being a crazy baka and that she's emo! Suspiciously like her character! --gasp-- And she has that blinding, migraine inducing picture in her profile as well. MY EYES!!!!!

Okay... That's it.

There's another profile I actually a accepted that is a bit under par, but I won't talk about it here, because despite the quality of the character, the character is okay during the role-play and isn't that special at all.
02 October 2006 @ 09:27 pm
For years now, I have been a part of the fandom based on Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern books. Occationally I have played in various freeform RPGs based on it, but at the present I just write stories, with varying success.

Today however, as I hovered about in a fandom chat room I frequent, this person I have never seen before shows up. And I hardly get to say hi before she asks me if I roleplay-- and it turns out that she has this Pern RPG she wants to advertise.

Then she gives me the link to this-- http://www.acornrack.com/zerenthaiweyr/

Heaps of strange dragon colors, weird creatures, block paragrafs of doom, purple text on a pink background...

I'm still chuckling.

Gave the poor cat quite a fright too.
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